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Kathy from Fairfield Age: 34. a fragile and tender girl dreams of a rough embrace of a real male.

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Quickies Cutting quickly to the chase, Quickies is a poem which is hard to introduce without revealing its surprising denouement. Certainly the middle class and the middle aged have a reputation for keeping the whole 'sex thing' behind closed doors, but the fact that dogging in now the nation's third most popular spectator sport after funerals and weddings suggest that attitudes to sex are changing. A funny poem about love which begins innocently enough, but which builds towards an unexpected and disturbing climax. Each of the racy haikus below is designed to make you horny in exactly 17 syllables following the traditional format. You are getting fucked. By subscribing, you agree to the terms of our Privacy Statement.

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Dawn from Fairfield Age: 33. Hot and attractive, daring and energetic girl will invite a man who appreciates beauty, charm and a sense of tact.

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Did you ever notice how all our problems begin with MEN. Undress already I like you better naked Jiggling your boobies. I want your body Like right now, not tomorrow Massively horny. Each of the racy haikus below is designed to make you horny in exactly 17 syllables following the traditional format. Follow Thought Catalog.

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Jade from Fairfield Age: 34. Meet a nice nice middle-aged man.

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Gloria from Fairfield Age: 22. I am gentle, affectionate,kind,well-groomed, with a good figure and no less beautiful soul.

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Testing Sex A funny poem about a teacher talking to her class, which sadly is not suitable for children. Sex Toy Upgrade A much cleaner poem than its title suggests, Sex Toy Upgrade looks at man's obsession with material objects. POEM 8 Sex is when a guys communication enters a girls information to increase the population for a younger generation do you get the information Bathtime A feisty poem about what happens when two hotel guests cross swords in a shared hotel bathroom. Bella Donna A salutary tale about the dangers of sharing an umbrella A poem which takes the twin topics of funambulism and fellatio and fuses them into a deliciously funny poetic confection. Sometimes poems are more like jokes in verse form and this is certainly the case in Cynthia's Night Out.

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Dana from Fairfield Age: 35. Looking for a man capable of bringing to orgasm. I love experiments in bed. I want insatiable.
Description: A much cleaner poem than its title suggests, Sex Toy Upgrade looks at man's obsession with material objects. A poem about party for swingers which has a slightly nostalgic feel. Another joke poem, which is both shorter and in its own way much longer than its predecessor. A funny poem about a teacher talking to her class, which sadly is not suitable for children. Sometimes poems are more like jokes in verse form and this is certainly the case in Cynthia's Night Out. Shutterstock, Mayer George. A funny poem about an woman who is no looker, but who has one, or two, redeeming features. Anything Goes Are we on a slippery slope of declining moral standards. Follow Thought Catalog.
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